Welcome to our website of jokes about Minecraft. Whether you’re an experienced Minecraft player or you’re just starting started, our funny jokes will have you in stitches. Puns, one-liners, and absurd scenarios are all included in our collection of jokes about the video game Minecraft that are all based on it. So grab a pickaxe, find a comfortable seat, and prepare for some laughter.
Funny Minecraft Jokes
If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo…
Would you name it Jenny from the Block?
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
Why did the chicken cross the Minecraft world? To get to the other biome.
What’s Steve’s favorite sport?
Boxing.
What do you call a sheep that’s always taking selfies in Minecraft? An ewe-tuber.
Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they love to hang out on corners.
Why don’t zombies ever go to concerts in Minecraft?
Because they always get a bad case of stage fright.
What’s a Minecraft player’s favorite snack?
Notch-os.
What do you call a creeper who’s feeling down?
A sad-blow
What is a zombie pigman’s favorite cereal?
Golden Nuggets.
Why did the Minecraft player carry a water bucket with him everywhere he went?
In case he needed to put out any hot builds.
I got Minecraft for my girlfriend.
Best trade I’ve ever made.
What do you call a group of Minecraft players who are really good at building underwater bases?
Aqua-architects
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock.
Why did the Minecraft cow become an artist?
Because she was always moo-ving her paintbrush around.
Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
They’re too gamey.
What do you call a Minecraft player who’s always hungry?
A foodie-crafter
I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account.
So they blocked me.
Why did the Minecraft spider go to the gym?
To work on his web-bellied muscles.
What did Steve say to diamond block?
I dig you.
Why don’t Endermen ever wear shoes in Minecraft?
Because they prefer to teleport everywhere they go.
Why don’t blazes ever make businesses?
They keep firing people.
Why did the Minecraft player build a castle out of wool?
Because he wanted to rule the world shearly.
Friend: What is Minecraft?
Me: Hitler’s lesser known second book about his love of knitting.
Why did the Minecraft player wear a helmet while playing the game? To protect his block-head from any falling blocks.
You may not like Minecraft now…
But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.
Why did the Minecraft player go on a diet?
Because he was mining his own business and didn’t want to get crafty.
Communists don’t play Minecraft…
They play Ourcraft.
Why did the Minecraft player put a chest on his head?
Because he wanted to keep his ideas
locked in.
What do you do when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
You block them.
What do you call a creeper who’s always making jokes in Minecraft?
A blast-tickler
Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit.
How dare he make such baseless accusations.
Why did the Minecraft pig get a job as a chef? Because he was great at hamdling food.
Why wasn’t the creeper invited to the party?
Because he had an explosive personality.
What do you call a group of Minecraft players who love to mine diamonds? Diamond-diggers.
I won a Minecraft game without cheating.
I did it fair and cube.
Why did the Minecraft player cross the river with a furnace? To smelt on the other side.
What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft?
Bromine.
Why did the Minecraft player take a ladder to the Nether? Because he wanted to climb his way out of hell.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the ‘W’.
What do you call a Minecraft player who loves to explore caves? A spelunker-crafter.
Have you heard about the creeper that went to a party?
He had a blast.
Why did the Minecraft player take a break from mining? He needed to ore-st and relax.
Why do kids love Minecraft?
Because they are minors.
What do you call a Minecraft player who loves to fish? A catch-of-the-crafter.
A creeper walks into a bar.
Everyone dies.
Why did the Minecraft player go to the desert with a bucket of water? To oasis-ly survive.
This guy lost everything to a grief raid.
You could say he hit Bedrock bottom.
Why did the Minecraft player build a rollercoaster in his base? Because he wanted to have some mine-cart fun.
Where did the creeper go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What do you call a group of Minecraft players who love to build redstone contraptions? Redstone-engineers.
Why didn’t the ghast ever do its chores?
It Nether had the time.
Why did the Minecraft player use a shovel instead of his hands to dig dirt? He wanted to save his digit-ality.
What do you call a snow golem in the desert?
A puddle.
What do you call a Minecraft player who loves to build treehouses? A leafy-crafter.
Why did the Minecraft player keep getting lost in the forest? He couldn’t wood-n’t find his way out.
What do you call a Minecraft player who loves to farm? A harvest-crafter.
Why did the Minecraft player take a compass to the End? To make sure he didn’t lose his direction.
How can you tell Minecraft characters watch too much TV?
They all have square eyes.
Where do Minecraft players live?
In apartment blocks.
I just love the new Minecraft update.
It’s ground-breaking.
What did Steve say as he faced off against the skeleton with a pick-axe?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
What’s Steve’s favorite kind of dancing?
Square dancing.
What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
They grow cubic hair.
Why don’t some people ever tell Minecraft jokes?
Because people might think they’re square.
Why didn’t the enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead.
Steve walks into a bar.
The bartender says, Sorry, we can’t serve miners.
How do Minecraft players stay in shape?
They run around the block.
I’ve been playing Minecraft lately…
It’s a very top-Notch game.
Why can’t you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
They are always blocking.
What genre would a Minecraft movie be?
A block-buster.
Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?
Whichever one the player’s standing on.
What is a creeper’s favourite food?
Sssssalad.
What do all Minecraft trees have?
Square roots.
What do you call Minecraft on mute?
Mimecraft.
Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are blocked off.
What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft?
Cuba.
What is a ghast’s favorite country?
The Nether-lands.
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft.
It’s okay. Just a minor injury.
What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?
The Blocky Mountains.
How does Steve measure his boot size?
In square feet.